Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...