The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...