Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...