Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...