A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
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The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
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The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
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The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...