Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...