Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...