Christmas tree better
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What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Lost far from a home
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You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Dollars equal ten cents
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A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
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Digger Phelps quotes
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