Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Questions that have Confused humankind!!a.. Who was the first person to look at a...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...