A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...