Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!