Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...