Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...