Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!