If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....