New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...