Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...