Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...