George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
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Lost X Files Christmas episode
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The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...