WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....