You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
You’re in big trouble
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How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Waiting on a long line
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EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Drum joke Q & A
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
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