A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...