The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...