One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...