Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
New officer efficiency
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If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Common With Computer
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A Purple Heart
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Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...