The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...