How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...