Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...