Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...