Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...