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The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
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The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
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Lunatic & his dog
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Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
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