Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...