The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...