Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...