Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...