Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...