Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.