Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...