Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...