Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...