A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...