His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...