If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...