Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!