Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...