Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....