You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...