Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...