To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...