Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...